Thursday, 3 January 2013

Crappy Fucking New Year

So it's 2013. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

The year started with a bang. A fucking enormous series of bangs in fact, costing the tax payer millions of pounds which quite frankly could have been better utilised feeding and housing the nameless thousands trying to survive just a few miles away from the London Eye.

No new year resolutions for me this year as I really can't be bothered to lie to myself by promising yet more shit which I won't be able to accomplish. It's just another 365 days of shit to endure as best I can, so I may as well enjoy some vices along the way.

And that's all I can be bothered to write today. I'm going to get pissed now.

Fuck you all.
R.S.

Saturday, 27 October 2012

Just a tracking code

For crawler use only - not a plug, promo or any other form of advertising. In fact, I have no idea what's behind this link so probably best not to click it. www.HyperSmash.com

Friday, 26 October 2012

Blue Badge Abusers Must Die (or at least get a nasty cold)!


And so we move onto a pet hate of mine... those inconsiderate, narrow minded, holier-than-though morons who abuse disabled parking facilities. You know who you are!

There are three types of offender who REALLY piss me off. The first group are the selfish bastards who have absolutely not disability whatsoever (and no badge) and therefore no right to park in the measly number of slots allocated to the disabled just so they have to walk ten paces less to buy their all important lottery scratch-card.

As a legitimate blue badge holder I've lost track of the number of times I've been forced to walk an uncomfortable distance from the nearest non-disabled parking bay because the space I was hoping for is occupied by a lazy twat with no right to be there.

A few weeks ago I was about to pull into a blue-badge space when a moron with no badge cut me up and jumped into the space. I lifted my badge to show him the error of his choice and he looked me dead in the eye, shrugged and mouthed "Don't care" and walked off. It was so tempting to block him in, get out of my car and pound my walking stick through his windscreen... soooooo tempting!


Next, and possibly worse, come the people who somehow manage to blag a blue badge from their local authority when they clearly have absolutely need for it whatsoever. These are the leeches of society who are slowly bleeding the rest of us dry just so they can avoid paying the occasional parking fee.

The ones who really piss me off though are those who claim a blue badge because they're fat. FAT! These fat, lazy fuckers should be forced to show a red badge when they park  which entitles them to a special parking space at the BACK of the car park, forcing them to get up of their lazy arses and walk a few extra yards in the hope they may shed some of their excessive blubber and stop bleeding this nation's healthcare resources dry!

Obesity is NOT a disability, it's a lifestyle choice and if you're suffering with difficulties as a result of this choice, get of f your backside, change what you eat and get your body moving. Grrr!

Recently we've been having a few issues at work with the car park filling up very early every day. Luckily, we have a blue badge spot at work, right outside my office building which I rely heavily upon but earlier this week I seem to have been losing the spot to someone not displaying a badge. I challenged this with reception and was informed that the owner 'apparently has a blue badge..." and sure enough, 10 minutes later she popped down and displayed half of it.

It struck me as amusing that someone who has had no issue parking for a few years could suddenly find the need to use 'their' blue badge when the rest of the car park was full, but I shrugged it off and stuck the car in a directors' bay.

This morning, however, I almost laughed out loud... As I pulled into the car park I saw her dropping into the bay outside the office. It was almost 09:00 so she was obviously running a bit late. Running being the operative word. She jumped out of her car and RAN across the car park into the office! Well I was livid that someone so obviously not in need of a badge could take the spot of someone so obviously in need of one.


Finally are the worst offenders of all, the "I have a badge in the car, it's not mine but I'm in a hurry/can't be arsed to walk so I'll use it anyway". These people are just mindless scum and I'm happy to say that my local council have started randomly phoning blue badge holders to be sure they are in fact parked where their badge is (I know this because I had a call last week whilst out shopping).

Fingers crossed these selfish morons will have the proverbial book thrown at them.


/rant

British badgers get a break... for now

The British government may have finally seen sense this week as they were forced to u-turn on their proposed plan to senselessly slaughter thousands of badgers in their vain (and misinformed attempt) to reduce bovine TB. Now whilst I have to agree that the disease is a massive problem in the UK, costing the taxpayer in excess of £90 million last year, the plans to kill badgers (thereby disturbing the population and forcing them to migrate to pastures new) was just beyond stupid and the only logical reason I can find for the handful of 'scientists' actually backing the plan had a vested interest in the project either directly or otherwise. Anyway, whatever their motive, it's a relief to see that plans have at least been put on-hold (and will hopefully die a horrible death) so that more sensible and humane practices can be reviewed such as vaccination and biosecurity measures. Yet another coalition initiative bites the dust under the overwhelming weight of public pressure. Result!

I may have just seen it all...

Just liked a page on FailBook (a nice way of giving a little something back) and browsing through the other 'like-es' I saw an odd name: someone called Hangsta Thaleft.

Naturally intrigued, I had a sneaky-peak at his page and was very amused to find he has a rather special community page: I want to be an adult film star which is, apparently, an invitation for FailBook users and their friends to sign up and express an interest in becoming 'actors' for his production company.

Brilliant or insane? I guess time will tell. Have to admire his nerve (cheek?) though.

Thursday, 25 October 2012

Miley reaches a million hits!

My little experiment proved to be more popular than I ever imagined. At over a million views this is now officially getting silly!

A little plug...

Found a great site for Adult Toys the other day. Bought a couple of items for Mrs Sociopath and she loved them so it's only fair to give these guys a plug.

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